School Jokes ........

TEACHER : Who Created
the Earth.?
(Boy pokes a girl’s back
with a pencil)
GIRL : Oh God.!
TEACHER : Good..
Correct answer.!!
TEACHER : Who was Born
on 25 Dec.?
(Boy again pokes the
girl’s back)
GIRL : Oh Jesus.!!
TEACHER : Very good.. Correct answer..
TEACHER : What did Eve
tell Adam when they
had their 17th Baby.??
(Boy pokes the girl’s
back yet again.)
GIRL : If you Stick that ‘Thing’ on Me
Öne More Time,
I’m going to
Break It into Half..
Teacher fainted.!!  

Latest Tamil SMS Jokes – Paarthu Magizhungall….

Ungal SUN TV-il
adudha vaaram putham pudhiya dubbing padangall..
Monday :~
“Ammaachi thirumbi vandhaachu”
(THE MUMMY RETURNS)
Tuesday :~
“Silandhi Maapula”
(THE SPIDER MAN)
Wednesday :~
“Vealaikku Aagadhu”
(THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE)
Thursday :~
“Karutha machaan’s”
(MEN IN BLACK)
Friday :~
“Otta Maamaa”
(HOLLOW MAN)
Saturday :~
“Innoru naallaikku sangu oodhu”
(DIE ANOTHER DAY)
Sunday :~
“Maamaa kadhai”
(POLICE STORY)
Paarthu Magizhungall…

School Jokes

‘If there are any Idiots
in this room, will they
Please Stand Up.’ said
the sarcastic Teacher.
After a long silence
a student stood up.
“Now then, Why do
You consider Yourself
to be an idiot.”?
enquired the Teacher.
“Well actually I don’t”
said the student,
“But I hate to see
You Standing Up there
All by Yourself.”!

Vaaranam Aayiram dialogue by a student..

Vaaranam Aayiram
dialogue by a student..
Hi sir, am Krishan
Naa Idha Soliye Aaganum..
Qsn’Paper Avvlo Kashtam.!
Inga Yevanum Ivvlo Kashtamaa Oru.. Paper Paathurukka maataanga.
I Think Indha Vaatiyum Exam Oothikkichi..
Song : Mundhinam Padicheaney..
Padichadhum Marandheney..
Saladai Kannaaga Ullamum Punn Aanadhey. .

Hi today is topup day…

Hi today is topup day,so topup my no if you are one of the following type of friend:

Rs10=just frnd
Rs30=nice frnd
Rs50=sweet frd
Rs121=cute frd
Rs301=gud frd
Rs501=caring frd
Rs1001=best frd (God)

This is a chance to prove ur Friendship…
Hurry up..

DO NOT TAKE YOUR MOBILE TO TOILET.!

DO NOT TAKE YOUR MOBILE
TO TOILET.!
Wonder why.?
Because you canNOT. . .
“WALK WHEN YOU TALK”! B-)
WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI.?:)
Keep smilililing. .

Hello Friends, Here some friendship and love SMSs for you hope so you like it…..

I hate life:
somebody said to God
God replied “Who told u to love life?
Just love a person who loves u & life will be beautiful by its own!
Dont LOVE someone like that u can not live without him/her.
LOVE someone like that the person cannot live without you..!!
feel d Difference.
I love the people like u who love others like me & make others like me to love others like u.. think again..
there is a wonderful meaning..!
Realize things before it’s 2 late. Accept things rather dan deny dem. Luv people bfore u lose dem. U hav just 1 lyf, luv it while u live it.
“Always try to spend few sec. 4 ur frnds even u are busy.
Bcoz one day u can get free time but not ur friends back”
Live 4 d prson who dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person who cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person how protects u,
n luv d person who luvs u more than u..
how ur love and care where it gets respect.
Otherwise ur heart wil b wounded when u came 2 kno dat there is no meaning for ur love & care..
When Time never stops for us,
then why do we always wait for the right Time …??
No Time is wrong, to do the right thing.
If U Happen 2 Miss A Prsn
Whom U Loved So Much
It’s Ur Fate Bt
If U Giv A Chance 2 Miss
A Prsn Who
Loved U So
Much It’s Ur Mistake.
We r Not Of Same Blood,
We r born different place.
V Have Different Style. But Our Heart r Connected Wit a Single Feelins Called Frenship.
Tru frndshp nevr fades wid tym,
it bcomes testful lyk old wine.
Only a frnd can understnd unsaid words n convert rolling tears in2 a smile.