SMS Jokes Collection

Dad: “When I beat you how do you control your anger??”
Tintumon:”I start cleaning the toilet”
Dad:”How does that help??”
Tintumon:”I clean it with your tooth brush”
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Best punishment to a boy:
Give him a mobile phone, with lots of balance and girls phone numbers and leave him at a place where there is no network.
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A Cat was very sad coz he didn’t have any girl friends
1 day he saw a beautiful lady cat .
He went and said 2 her
“MEOW”
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Introducing T20 format in exams
*Reduce exam time by 1hr and marks by 50
*Introduce breaks after each 15 minutes
*Give free hit marks for unexpected questions
*first 30 mins power play no supervisor in the class
*Cheer girls in every class they will dance when we take an additional sheet!!